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    LoZWhitney
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    FAN FICTION #3

    Post by LoZWhitney on Tue Aug 03, 2010 2:06 am

    Fado : I'm going to invite Mido and Saria over for game night.
    Whitney : for what?
    Fado : game night. you know, we do one every month?
    Whitney : what're going to play?
    Fado : you know, poker.
    Whitney : we always play poker.
    Fado : well....we'll play other games after that. JUST LET ME PLAY MY POKER
    Whitney : hmm alright
    Orin : WHAT'S UP?!
    Fado : we're having game night tonight, which means you and fae have to go to sleep early tonight.
    Orin : DUDE WHY CAN'T WE WATCH?
    Fado : you kids shouldn't get involved in our game nights
    Orin : AWW YOU SUCK
    Whitney : You just watch though, I'll beat you this time!
    Fado : HMPH. I ALWAYS BEAT YOU.
    Whitney : I'LL BEAT YOU THOUGH!!!
    Fado : NO YOU WON'T
    Whitney : YES I WILL.
    Orin : ...do you guys just have sex to see who wins or what?
    Fado : <.<...orin, get out of here
    Orin : ALRIGHT ALRIGHT JUST SAYING GEEZ
    HOURS LATER....
    Fado : Are the kids asleep?
    Whitney : yes, did you invite saria and mido?
    Fado : they're on their way.
    Saria : *KNOCKS DOOR*
    Whitney : *Opens door* Saria! : D Come in!
    Mido : I BROUGHT BEER!!!
    Whitney : that's nice..o.o
    Mido : GIVE ME YOUR CHIPS
    Saria : NO, GIVE ME YOURS
    Whitney : I THINK I HAVE ROYAL FLUSH!
    Orin : SO... HOWS THE GAME GOING?
    Whitney : ORIN! DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO GO TO BED?
    Orin : YEAH. SO?
    Whitney : -.-...
    Saria : Aww! Is this your son? He's so cute!
    Whitney : Thank you!
    Orin : WELL I AM PRETTY SEXY
    Whitney : ORIN!!!
    Orin : WHAT?
    Whitney : Fado, do you-
    Fado : WHAT. DO I WHAT.
    Whitney : o.o....
    Mido : Want more beer?
    Whitney : No, I'm good.
    Fado : YEAH YOU'RE GOOD. YOU'RE ALWAYS GOOD.
    Whitney : Fado, what is your problem?
    Fado : I DON'T KNOW, WHAT IS MY PROBLEM?
    Whitney : FADO, ARE YOU DRUNK?
    Fado : NO!!!!
    Whitney : HOW MANY BEERS DID YOU HAVE?!
    Fado : UMM LET'S SEE... 1....3....2...3....NO WAIT 6...
    Whitney : FADO!!!!
    Fado : WHAT!! I THINK I HAD...
    Whitney : I think you should take a nap. *grabs hand*
    Fado : *TAKES HAND OUT* I THINK YOU SHOULD TAKE A NAP!!!!
    Saria : o.o...
    Fado : WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?
    Whitney : FADO!!!
    Fado : *SLIPS WHITNEY'S SKIRT OFF*
    Whitney : O/////O FADO!!!!!!!!!
    Fado : IS YOUR SKIRT ALWAYS THIS EASY TO TAKE OFF? I COULD RAPE YOU RIGHT NOW IF I WANTED!
    Whitney : FADO!!!
    Orin : OH MY GOD, DAD O_O
    Fado : AND YOUR BIG BOOBS ARE STRETCHING YOUR BRAS *POPS BRA STRAP*
    Whitney : FADO!!! -.-
    Fado : WHAT? ARE YOU GONNA DO ME NOW? GO TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF FIRST AND THEN WE'LL TALK.
    Fado : I'M GONNA.... STEP OUTSIDE FOR A MINUTE... *WALKS INTO WALL* OH....THAT WASN'T THE DOOR, WAS IT?
    Fado : HERES THE DOOR! *FALLS OUT OF WINDOW*
    Orin : O_O....
    Whitney : O_O..
    Saria : Did anyone else see that?
    Mido : DID FADO, THE CHOSEN WIND SAGE, JUST GET DRUNK AND FELL OUT A WINDOW?
    Orin : DADS SO COOL WHEN HE'S DRUNK!! LOL!!!
    Whitney : DID WE JUST LET A DRUNK KOKIRI OUTSIDE AT NIGHT WANDERING ON HIS OWN? I'M GONNA GO GET HIM!!
    Whitney : FADO!!!
    Fado : WHAT.
    Whitney : Come back inside.
    Fado : NO. I LIKE IT OUTSIDE. IT'S....NICE.
    Whitney : ...IT'S EVEN NICER INSIDE, SWEETPEA!
    Fado : HOW.....?
    Whitney : *Holds hand* Because I love you.
    Fado : I'M NOT FALLING FOR IT.
    Whitney : *GRIPS* IF YOU DON'T FALL FOR IT, I'LL BREAK YOUR NECK, DUMBASS!!!
    Fado : ....ACTUALLY, I THINK IT IS NICE INSIDE.
    Whitney : It is, isn't it? *Walks back inside with Fado*


    Last edited by WhitneyOwnsVaati on Wed Aug 04, 2010 6:11 am; edited 1 time in total

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    Re: FAN FICTION #3

    Post by winterKIRA on Tue Aug 03, 2010 2:11 am

    LOLOL The best so far XDD
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    Re: FAN FICTION #3

    Post by LoZWhitney on Tue Aug 03, 2010 2:12 am

    winterKIRA wrote:LOLOL The best so far XDD
    Thank you thank you thank you!
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    Re: FAN FICTION #3

    Post by Kapsody`♥ on Tue Aug 03, 2010 3:00 am

    LOL DUDE, THIS IS YOUR BEST FAN FIC YET!!

    Fado : *SLIPS WHITNEY'S SKIRT OFF*
    Whitney : O/////O FADO!!!!!!!!!
    Fado : IS YOUR SKIRT ALWAYS THIS EASY TO TAKE OFF? I COULD RAPE YOU RIGHT NOW IF I WANTED!
    Whitney : FADO!!!
    Orin : OH MY GOD, DAD O_O
    Fado : AND YOUR BIG BOOBS ARE STRETCHING YOUR BRAS *POPS BRA STRAP*
    Whitney : FADO!!! -.-
    Fado : WHAT? ARE YOU GONNA DO ME NOW? GO TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF FIRST AND THEN WE'LL TALK.
    Fado : I'M GONNA.... STEP OUTSIDE FOR A MINUTE... *WALKS INTO WALL* OH....THAT WASN'T THE DOOR, WAS IT?
    Fado : HERES THE DOOR! *FALLS OUT OF WINDOW*

    LMAO!!!!!!! By the way, I love your Avatar and Sig! <3


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    Re: FAN FICTION #3

    Post by LoZWhitney on Tue Aug 03, 2010 3:15 am

    Kapsody`♥ wrote:LOL DUDE, THIS IS YOUR BEST FAN FIC YET!!

    Fado : *SLIPS WHITNEY'S SKIRT OFF*
    Whitney : O/////O FADO!!!!!!!!!
    Fado : IS YOUR SKIRT ALWAYS THIS EASY TO TAKE OFF? I COULD RAPE YOU RIGHT NOW IF I WANTED!
    Whitney : FADO!!!
    Orin : OH MY GOD, DAD O_O
    Fado : AND YOUR BIG BOOBS ARE STRETCHING YOUR BRAS *POPS BRA STRAP*
    Whitney : FADO!!! -.-
    Fado : WHAT? ARE YOU GONNA DO ME NOW? GO TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF FIRST AND THEN WE'LL TALK.
    Fado : I'M GONNA.... STEP OUTSIDE FOR A MINUTE... *WALKS INTO WALL* OH....THAT WASN'T THE DOOR, WAS IT?
    Fado : HERES THE DOOR! *FALLS OUT OF WINDOW*

    LMAO!!!!!!! By the way, I love your Avatar and Sig! <3
    THANKS! <3

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