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    LoZWhitney
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    FAN FICTION #4

    Post by LoZWhitney on Tue Aug 03, 2010 7:33 pm

    Orin is quite the little bastard, isn't he? Anyway, I'm trying to post as fast and as much FF's as I can seeing that both Krista and Cris like them so much. And this is my favorite one so far so I think you'll like it Very Happy

    Orin : THIS'LL BE HILARIOUS!!!
    Orin : *Puts a handcuff around each Fado and Whitney's wrist*
    Orin : *LOCKS WITH KEY* HEHEH....
    Orin : *Sneaks out of room*
    HOURS LATER...
    Whitney : YAWN.. *Gets up*
    Whitney : *Gets pulled back*
    Whitney : *Gets up again*
    Whitney : *Gets pulled back again*
    Whitney : ...Yes?
    Fado : *Wakes up* Hm?
    Whitney : What do you need, sweetpea?
    Fado : Umm, nothing.
    Fado : Do you need anything?
    Whitney : No...
    Fado : Why'd you ask?
    Whitney : You were tugging at me.
    Fado : YOU were tugging at me.
    Whitney : Wait a minute...
    Whitney : WE'RE HANDCUFFED!!!
    Fado : WHAT?!
    Whitney : I think I know the exact person who is behind this..
    Whitney : ORIN! COME HERE!
    Orin : What?
    Whitney : Did you handcuff us?
    Orin : Yeah.
    Whitney : WHY?
    Orin : Because it's funny!
    Fado : *Facepalm*
    Whitney : Just...just give me the key?
    Orin : What? This key?
    Whitney : Yes. That one.
    Orin : *EATS KEY*
    Why : ORIN! WHY'D YOU EAT IT?!
    Orin : CAUSE NOW YOU TWO ARE STUCK TOGETHER!!
    Fado : WHAT!!!
    Orin : HAVE FUN, YOU TWO. *CHUCKLES*
    Whitney : ....NOW WHAT DO WE DO?!
    Fado : Well....I kind of need to...use the bathroom...
    Whitney : ARE YOU SERIOUS?!
    Fado : I NEED TO GOOOO
    Fado : *Walks up to toilet*
    Fado : *Takes penis out*
    Whitney : o.o
    Fado : *Starts to pee*
    Whitney : o.o
    Fado : What? It's not my fault you like my penis.
    Whitney : <.<; I didn't say anything.
    Fado :*Washes hands*
    Whitney : Can I tell you something?
    Fado : Yes?
    Whitney : I need to take a shower.
    Fado : O.O You're KIDDING me.
    Whitney : Well, you need to take one too!
    Fado : True, but....Do we really have to go through this? Let's just find a way to take this off.
    Whitney : And how is that, smartypants?
    Fado : You're right. Let's just...go.
    Whitney : Hand me the soap.
    Fado : *Stares at boobs*
    Whitney : Hello..?
    Fado : WHAT?
    Whitney : I SAID..Hand me the soap.
    Fado : Oh. Why didn't you say so? *Hands the soap*
    Whitney : *Facepalm* PAY ATTENTION AND STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!
    Fado : *Continues to stare* ...What did you say?
    Whitney : *THROWS SOAP AT FACE*
    Fado : OWWWWWW! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?
    Whitney : -.-...
    Whitney : Can I shampoo your hair?
    Fado : I wanna shampoo my own hair.
    Whitney : Please? I barely get to touch it!
    Fado : Why would you want to touch it? And besides, I'm pretty capable of washing my own hair.
    Whitney : BECAUSE..It's soft! Just for once, sweetpea?
    Fado : *SIGH* Alright.
    Whitney : *Shampoos thoroughly* You're so adorable!
    Fado : >.>
    Whitney : And your hair is so bright...
    Fado : Yeah..are you done yet?
    Whitney : Aww, you're so cute! *Hugs*
    Fado : .////. Are you done?
    Whitney : And you're so handsome!
    Fado : Yes, that's very nice but we should rinse my hair and get going.
    Whitney : How are we going to get our clothes on?
    Fado : *Scratches balls*
    Whitney : FADO!!!!
    Fado : *Scratches penis* What?
    Whitney : STOP SCRATCHING YOURSELF AND ANSWER ME!
    Fado : OH umm I don't know..
    Whitney : Do you know anything?
    Fado : *Places face in between boobs* No, but your boobs smell nice...
    Whitney : *SLAPS* FADO!
    Fado : WHAT JUST SAYING.
    AN HOUR LATER...
    Whitney : We...finally....got our...clothes on..
    Whitney : Wait..I feel something.. *Digs in pocket and takes a condom out*
    Whitney : WHAT IS A CONDOM DOING IN MY POCKET?!
    Fado : OH. That's mine....*Takes condom*
    Whitney : *Facepalm*
    Fado : I need to go to the wind temple..
    Whitney : WHAT? OHHHH NOOOOO!!! I'LL WATCH YOU PEE AND I'LL TAKE A SHOWER WITH YOU BUT I AM NOT GOING TO THE WIND TEMPLE!!!
    Fado : WELL GUESS WHAT? YOU MARRIED A SAGE. NOW COME ON.
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    Re: FAN FICTION #4

    Post by Kapsody`♥ on Tue Aug 03, 2010 7:56 pm

    Whitney : How are we going to get our clothes on?
    Fado : *Scratches balls*
    Whitney : FADO!!!!
    Fado : *Scratches penis* What?
    Whitney : STOP SCRATCHING YOURSELF AND ANSWER ME!


    LOL!!!!!! OMG, I LOVE IT!!!


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    Re: FAN FICTION #4

    Post by winterKIRA on Tue Aug 03, 2010 11:18 pm

    LOL Fado is a very horny man.
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    Re: FAN FICTION #4

    Post by LoZWhitney on Tue Aug 03, 2010 11:20 pm

    winterKIRA wrote:LOL Fado is a very horny man.
    OMG THATS WHAT EVERYONE SAYS! BUT IT IS VERY TRUE LOL
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    Re: FAN FICTION #4

    Post by LoZWhitney on Tue Aug 03, 2010 11:25 pm

    Kapsody`♥ wrote:Whitney : How are we going to get our clothes on?
    Fado : *Scratches balls*
    Whitney : FADO!!!!
    Fado : *Scratches penis* What?
    Whitney : STOP SCRATCHING YOURSELF AND ANSWER ME!


    LOL!!!!!! OMG, I LOVE IT!!!
    HE PICKS AT HIS PARTS WAY TOO MUCH LOL!!

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