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    LoZWhitney
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    FAN FICTION #6

    Post by LoZWhitney on Fri Aug 06, 2010 1:24 am

    YUS. FF OVERLOAD. NEW SIGGY. BLAHBLAH. BUT I LIKED THIS ONE. BECAUSE IT'S FUNNY. PLEASE DON'T BE HARD ON ME, I WROTE THESE FAN FICTIONS LIKE 2 MONTHS AGO.. WHERE DO I GET THE IDEAS, YOU ASK? I HAVE TO THINK UP EVERY SINGLE ONE. AND IT DOES TAKE A FEW DAYS UNTIL I'M SURE I LIKE THE IDEA. BUT LIKE ALWAYS, READ UNTIL THE END!

    Whitney : So I hold my wand up like this-
    Vaati : NO NO NOOOOO!!! DROP THE WAND!!!
    Whitney : Why?
    Vaati : JUST DO AS I SAY!!!!
    Whitney : Alright, alright! *Drops wand*
    Vaati : You are under my training..So you need to listen..
    Vaati : Read this book. *Hands a book*
    Whitney : This whole book?
    Vaati : YES THE WHOLE BOOK.
    Whitney : How will this help me with my training?
    Vaati : DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS!
    Whitney : Okay, but... how'd your skin get so purple? *poke*
    Vaati : *Facepalm* My appearance is none of your concern.
    Whitney : It kind of is...
    Vaati : JUST GO AWAY AND READ THE STUPID BOOK!
    Whitney : OKAY, SEE YOU TOMORROW.
    1 hour later...
    Fado : Whitney?
    Whitney : HI SWEETPEA!!
    Fado : Where have you been all day? It's 5 in the morning.
    Whitney : We had some difficult training. And Vaati made me read this huge book. I'm not even done reading it yet.
    Whitney : Anyway, I'm going to bed.
    Orin : What's up, dad? You look concerned.
    Fado : Your mother is just..starting to come back from training really late and I wonder what's going on..
    Orin : She's probably cheating.
    Fado : What? By now you should know your mother would never cheat on me.
    Fado : ...Would she?
    Orin : But is there other people with them? You know, does he train other people? Or is it just mom?
    Fado : From what she's told me, she's the only student.
    Orin : So they're alone? In that cozy house of his?
    Fado : I guess..but what are you trying to imply?
    Orin : DUDE, THAT COULD CAUSE ALOT OF INTIMATE MOMENTS!
    Fado : ..Fine, we'll follow her tomorrow. But only to prove to you that she's not cheating.
    Orin : YES!!!
    The next day..
    Whitney : I read the whole book!
    Vaati : *Glares at Whitney*
    Whitney : Do you always look at people like that?
    Vaati : Do you always barge through peoples' doors like that?
    Whitney : Oh, I'm sorry..
    Vaati : It's alright. Anyway, what did you learn from reading the book?
    Whitney : I found this one thing, but I have no idea what it does.
    Fado : *Peeks through window* Everything looks okay to me.
    Vaati : LET ME SEE IT. *READS*
    *Vaati's penis grows*
    Orin : THEN WHY DID HIS PENIS JUST GROW?!
    Fado : LET ME SEE!!
    Whitney : o.o
    Vaati : ...It grows the nearest male's penis by 5 feet...*Facepalm*
    Whitney : You have a penis?
    Vaati : -.-...
    Fado : WHY DOESN'T MY PENIS GROW THAT LONG?!
    Orin : DUDE, CONCENTRATE! THINK ABOUT IT...WHY DID HIS PENIS EVEN GROW?!
    Vaati : ...NEXT lesson.
    Vaati : Let me see your hand.
    Whitney : *Takes hand out*
    Orin : *Peeks through window* NOW HE'S HOLDING HER HAND!
    Fado : HE WHAT?!
    Vaati : *Places a ring in Whitney's hand*
    Whitney : But..this is just a ring..
    Vaati : It's not an ordinary ring.
    Vaati : Keep the ring in your hand and put your hand into a fist.
    Vaati : *Puts hand over fist* Now think of an object or a thing.
    Vaati : Open your hand.
    Whitney : *Opens hand* Oh wow!
    Vaati : Were you thinking of a flower?
    Whitney : Yes! That's amazing!
    Vaati : Heh...THAT, my friend, is called the transforming ring. BUT take it to mind that it will only transform IF you put your mind to it.
    Whitney : I see, I see!
    Orin : THEY'RE TALKING! *Puts ear to window*
    Vaati : I'm proud of you! You're improving everyday, no matter how hard you try!
    Orin : WHAT THE!!
    Fado : WHAT HE SAY?
    Orin : HE SAID, SHE'S "IMPROVING" EVERY DAY, NO MATTER "HOW HARD" SHE TRIES!!!
    Fado : THAT'S IT. I'M GOING IN THERE!!! *RAISES SLEEVE UP*
    Whitney : Thank you.
    Vaati : That's why I would like you to be my assistant! With your logic and my skills NO ONE AND NOBODY WILL STAND A CHANCE AGAINST US!!!!
    Vaati : *Cough* Anyway....whaddya say?
    Whitney : Really? Even though you sound like you want world domination..I'd love to!
    Vaati : Thanks.
    Fado : *SLAMS DOOR OPEN* HEY!!!
    Vaati : WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP BARGING IN?!
    Whitney : FADO?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!
    Fado : WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!
    Whitney : I'M BEING TRAINED BY VAATI!!
    Fado : THAT'S ALOT DIFFERENT FROM WHAT I SAW!!!
    Whitney : WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!
    Fado : I KNOW YOU'RE SLEEPING WITH VAATI!!!
    Whitney : WHAT?! YOU TH- WAIT!!!! YOU THINK I'M CHEATING ON YOU?!
    Fado : I DON'T THINK YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME, I KNOW YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME!!
    Whitney : I WOULD NEVER CHEAT ON YOU!!!
    Orin : *Walks up to Vaati* Dude, can I PLEASE have your autograph?
    Fado : WHAT ABOUT HIS PENIS?! HOW DID IT GROW?!
    Whitney : THAT WAS A THINGY HE ACCIDENTALLY READ THAT HE WASN'T SUPPOSED TO!!!!
    Fado : HOW ABOUT HIM HOLDING YOUR HAND?!
    Whitney : HE WAS SHOWING ME SOME STUPID RING!!
    Fado : THEN WHY WAS HE TELLING YOU THAT YOU WERE "IMPROVING" EVERYDAY?!
    Whitney : HE MEANT ON MY TRAINING!!!!
    Fado : ...*Facepalm*
    Whitney : ...HOW DID YOU KNOW ALL THAT WAS HAPPENING?!
    Fado : >.> A little bird told me.
    Orin : WHAT? NOT ME! IT'S ONLY CAUSE DAD AGREED TO SPY ON YOU!
    Whitney : FADO!!!!
    Fado : BABY, I CAN EXPLAIN.
    Whitney : -.- WELL DON'T. *STOMPS OFF*
    Fado : Sooooo...TELL ME HOW I CAN MAKE MY PENIS GROW.
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    Re: FAN FICTION #6

    Post by Kapsody`♥ on Fri Aug 06, 2010 2:57 am

    Fado : BABY, I CAN EXPLAIN.
    Whitney : -.- WELL DON'T. *STOMPS OFF*
    Fado : Sooooo...TELL ME HOW I CAN MAKE MY PENIS GROW.



    LOL!!!!!!!!! WTF!?!??!?!?! I LOVE THIS FF <3


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    Re: FAN FICTION #6

    Post by winterKIRA on Fri Aug 06, 2010 7:51 pm

    LOL loved the ending XD

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